Trying to find me something

This is why I’m voting for him for mayor of NY. I couldn’t give less of a shit if he showed his D to some chicks on twitter. 

Context: This is what he said to Republicans who voted against giving healthcare benefits to 9/11 first responders. 

brooklynmutt:

“Well this looks familiar: every lawmaker at the House hearing on the nationwide 20-week abortion ban is a man.” - @LEBassett

jesuisperdu:

9-Year-Old Slams Mayor Rahm Emanuel In Emotional Speech Over Chicago School Closures (VIDEO)

(Source: carbonated.tv)

"April 27. Incapable of living with people, of speaking. Complete immersion in myself, thinking of myself. Apathetic, witless, fearful. I have nothing to say to anyone - never."

Franz Kafka (via besselenatass)

(Source: kafkaesque-world, via besselenatass)

nevver:

Tame Impala

so yahoo bought tumblr today. This sucks now?

It’s not voyeurism it’s art

Mickey rolls a J

(Source: supermarketqueen, via shmumblr)

thedailywhat:

Coming Soon of the Day: Neil Degrasse Tyson Will Host the Sequel of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos

Though it’s been quietly in the works since 2011, Fox has officially confirmed that Carl Sagan’s monumental 1970 sci-ed miniseries Cosmos: A Personal Voyage will be getting an updated sequel next year, which will consist of 13 episodes produced by Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane and hosted by one of the Internet’s most celebrated astrophysicists, Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fox is hoping the show will have as much as of cultural impact as Carl Sagan’s original series, which still remains one of the most watched PBS series in the world to this day.

(Image by Richard Davies)

Finally

steveharveyoswald:

Also, fuck Joel Stein. 

Just got the needle in my spine. Gotta say it was one of the scariest things I’ve ever done

"I instantly realized that everything in my life that I’d thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped."

Letter from California: Jumpers : The New Yorker 

(Source: brooklynmutt)

samreich:

A cover of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” done by Commander Chris Hadfield while aboard the International Space Station. It’s a cool world we live in.